Mystical Adventurers Pillows

'I see lot's of water...'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Recalculating route..."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Tunnel of Infatuation

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Nostradamus.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I have grave news."

"I'll be right back."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Palm Reader...

Business witch

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Wiccapedia.

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'