Mystical Adventurers Gifts

'I see lot's of water...'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Recalculating route..."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Wiccapedia.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Palm Reader...

Business witch

"I have grave news."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Frog Prince

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'