Mythical Adventures Seeker Gifts

Frog Prince

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Freia and her golden apples

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

"I'll be right back."

Business witch

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Terry Pratchett

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

The Paranormal Society...

Heavenly Ships