Mystic Seeker Gifts

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

Madame Z, fortune teller...sees all/rells all...can help you find your car.

"When she gets back, don't mention we were talking. They hate it when we cut out the middleman."

'Come in'.

"I see people paying vast amounts of money for your paintings"

'That lawsuit you see in my future... which end of it am I on?'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Mr Jefferson's dead I'm afraid, would you like to forward a message through the crystal ball.'

Madame Lucille - 'I predict the future'

'That's for what you are going to get up to on your next business trip!'

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'So, how does my future look?'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

I thought you said this psychic was far-sighted.

Mind Control 101.

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Fishing with God

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"