Mystical Insight Seeker Gifts

'Hang on, I'll just go and get my wide-screen crystal ball.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

A voodoo doctor.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Are you blushing?!"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

I just knew this would be dull.

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'