Psychological Insight Seeker Gifts

"Are you blushing?!"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Some people he knew wanted closure."

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Sigmund Freud.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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