Interview Insight Seekers Gifts

Methuselah attends a job interview.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Are you blushing?!"

Analyst and patient

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

'Let me start by saying I wish I had your imagination...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

We're trying a new interview technique. It's called "laddering".

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Hypatia

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.