Insight Hunters Gifts

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Questions Online

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'I've invented copyright.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper