Insight Explorers Gifts

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

The first car accident.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Day trading.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"All the celebrities come here."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Graph to find your IQ

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Henry Fox Talbot

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.