Intelligence Explorers Gifts

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

Quantum Psychic

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Man and brain

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Human Brain

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Entropy.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

An afternoon in the polymath class...

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."