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'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Paul Ree

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Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Quantum Psychic

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Man and brain

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Human Brain

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Entropy.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Theory A Day Calendar.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Footballer kicking his own brain.