Ingenuity Explorer T-Shirts

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

"Do me next."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Raincloud Umbrella

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

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Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Paul Ree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Good idea.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."