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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

"Having analysed the data we're pretty sure there will be a result, we just don't know what it might be."

Hey, my bowl is empty. Ah, enlightenment!

'It's for people like yourself, who have led full lives.'

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The first car accident.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

Day trading.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Space for Lease.

"All the celebrities come here."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Henry Fox Talbot

Graph to find your IQ

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"