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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Having analysed the data we're pretty sure there will be a result, we just don't know what it might be."

'It's for people like yourself, who have led full lives.'

'I'd like you to get rid of my pathetic delusions.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The first car accident.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

Day trading.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"All the celebrities come here."

Space for Lease.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Graph to find your IQ

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'