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Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'