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"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Party Animals.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Exit only.

Trade Show Sherpas

"We evolved from asteroids"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The Rise of Modern Art

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

ZOO

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The Origin of Creationism

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."