Evidence Explorer Pillows

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Party Animals.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Exit only.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The Origin of Creationism

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Evolution.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'