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'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

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Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Paul Ree

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"