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Reporter #1: telephone wire.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Banana Split Personality

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Mysteries.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'