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"We know you buried the evidence and we're gonna find it."

A barricade that reads "Police Line - No video cameras beyond this point."

Investigating the Investigators

Ronan Farrow

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Target practice

CSI Thanksgiving.

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

"I opened the last Russian nesting doll, and there's a subpoena from the Mueller probe inside."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Window Treatment

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

That party went well.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."