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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."