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Bank as a money tree

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Excessive Paperwork

Your DNA is in the database.

John Banville

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Scale indicates the value of books.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

"Now we know all about things completely out of our control."

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'