Interest Enthusiasts Gifts

Bank as a money tree

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Excessive Paperwork

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

John Banville

Your DNA is in the database.

"I opened the last Russian nesting doll, and there's a subpoena from the Mueller probe inside."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

CSI Thanksgiving.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

"My Hispanic Heritage Month Report is called 'How Gloria Estefan Invented the Space Shuttle.'"

Learning.

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"