Insight Enthusiasts Gifts

"When I looked in the mirror this morning, Bill, I realized I no longer knew or respected the man I saw there. And after the initial shock wore off, it hit me: I CAN WORK WITH THIS!"

Al's punditry barn

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Caption contest"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

X-RAY

"Office of quality assurance"

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Excessive Paperwork

John Banville

Your DNA is in the database.

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

Scale indicates the value of books.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

Bank as a money tree

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