Intelligence Enthusiast Gifts

"When do you first think I wasn't a gifted child?"

Trump: "The deep state is out to get me"

Artificial Intelligence

I'll have you know I'm usually considered the smartest person in the room. Next time, consider the room.

"Well, I'd say I'm naturally curious, rather bookish and exceptionally smart. I'm good at being honest, too."

Paper says: 'Scientist creates clever chimp'.

Action VS Thought

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Mensa Does Improv

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.