Intellect Enthusiast Gifts

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Human Brain

"Caption contest"

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

X-RAY

Gold versus Knowledge

OM, SWEET OM

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

I am one with stupid.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'Oh, that's the guru up there - I'm just the PR guy.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'