Intellect Enthusiast Mugs

Scale indicates the value of books.

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Human Brain

"Caption contest"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

X-RAY

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Gold versus Knowledge

OM, SWEET OM

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Truth

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

George Santayana

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

I am one with stupid.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."