Insight Enthusiast Gifts

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

The reason we have to look out is because we failed to look in.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

National Everything Awareness Day

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Human Brain

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Office of quality assurance"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."