Insight Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

National Everything Awareness Day

"What was I thinking?!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That party went well.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Human Brain

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Office of quality assurance"

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