Intelligence Enthusiast T-Shirts

"When do you first think I wasn't a gifted child?"

Trump: "The deep state is out to get me"

Artificial Intelligence

"Well, I'd say I'm naturally curious, rather bookish and exceptionally smart. I'm good at being honest, too."

Paper says: 'Scientist creates clever chimp'.

Action VS Thought

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Mensa Does Improv

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'