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E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

Mensa Does Improv

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Adorable Brilliant Plays dumb to get ahead

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

'You know too much,'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Magic Tricks

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Robot walking pet robot

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

The wine-shop

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."