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The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scarecrows guarding a field

Mensa Does Improv

The wine-shop

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Spy Satellite

Sheepdog Security

Super-ego Surveillance

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'