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The wine-shop

'If I'm honest, I'm surprised more enemy agents don't spot George Smiley.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Do you every get the feeling you're being washed?'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

The Anti-Agent

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Mensa Does Improv

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"