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"The Government only wants to hear what it wants to hear."

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

The wine-shop

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Clandestine cows.