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'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Undisclosed Location.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Unnamed White House Source.

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

'What your cat does when nobody's home...'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

A peeping Tom.

'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

The Enemy in our Midst! German spies training a Carrier Pigeon in the Fastnesses of a London Boarding House.

Failed Bond Villains.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

The Bourne Eternity

"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Pet Drone

Austin Powers

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

"Yes, Bond, It's a bit sparse, but most of them are furloughed or henching from home."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

The Sting Operation

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.