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FBI investigator admits to errors.

R.I.P. Sir Sean Connery

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Austin Powers

Pet Drone

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Ian Fleming

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

John le Carre

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

The Sting Operation

"Yes, Bond, It's a bit sparse, but most of them are furloughed or henching from home."

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

"It's hard to get good help these days."

CIA embarrassment in Russia.

'Shhh! The room could be humaned. - In bug spyworld.

"I give this to you as a token of my love and commitment, and mistrust."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'