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'How do I know this won't be leaked to the NSA, IRS, FBI or CIA?'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'm not sure he's asking me out because he likes me or if he wants to find out the company secrets."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"Keep using da burner phone."

"In an unexpected development today, the C.I.A. was charged with lying to the F.B.I.!"

"Shaken, not stirred."

'Why, hello, dear -- I was just making sure that my secretary isn't wearing a wire.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

Ian Fleming

"We decided your curtains are better on the outside."

"At least it wasn't THRUSH."

"He says he's not spying for China and sometimes I'm tempted to believe him."

"I'll be damned – a Bachman's warbler on the President's limo!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'