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'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

The Sting Operation

News and Magazines. Intelligence News. All the countries with spy satellites are pooling their resources into a new organization … "OPEEK".

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

'There is no need. I have my contacts in one of those spying agencies...'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"My passport was forged by KGB experts...how did you realize that I'm a Russian oligarch?"

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

50 Year Celebrations.

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

A spy peering round the corner.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...