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'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

The Sting Operation

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

'There is no need. I have my contacts in one of those spying agencies...'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"My passport was forged by KGB experts...how did you realize that I'm a Russian oligarch?"

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.