Spy Story Lover Mugs

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Undisclosed Location.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Unnamed White House Source.

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

'What your cat does when nobody's home...'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

A peeping Tom.

Spies who are lousy at hiding in plain sight.

'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

The Enemy in our Midst! German spies training a Carrier Pigeon in the Fastnesses of a London Boarding House.

Failed Bond Villains.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

The Bourne Eternity

"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Facelook

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Pet Drone

Austin Powers

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

007's Dating Mishaps

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

The National Conversation Starts Here

Ian Fleming