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The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

A spy peering round the corner.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Moby the Private Dick.

RIP John Le Carre

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Two men converse secretively

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'