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Moby the Private Dick.

The Anti-Agent

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Jane Austen Powers

Facelook

Pet Drone

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

A spy peering round the corner.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

The Spy Who Loved Me

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Ian Fleming

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.