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"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

Pet Drone

"Second door on your left, just past the beef jerky..." "The spy who came in from the cold to use the bathroom"

No Time To Lie

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Facelook

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

A spy peering round the corner.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

RIP John Le Carre

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Ian Fleming

The National Conversation Starts Here

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"