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The Anti-Agent

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

A spy peering round the corner.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Moby the Private Dick.

RIP John Le Carre

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Ian Fleming

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"