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The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

MI5 Press Office

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Ian Fleming

Moby the Private Dick.

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

RIP John Le Carre

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'