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"We're ruined!"

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Licensed to grill.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Facelook

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Pet Drone

A spy peering round the corner.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

MI5 Press Office

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

RIP John Le Carre

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Ian Fleming

The Spy Who Loved Me

Moby the Private Dick.

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'