Spy Novel Aficionado Gifts

'I knew it...He's been undercover the whole time.'

RIP John Le Carre

"Well your last employer describes you as somewhat paranoid and prone to rash judgements. I'm afraid all we really have now is head of the CIA."

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

MI5 Press Office

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Ian Fleming

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Moby the Private Dick.

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."