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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Office of the National Intelligence Director. The FBI and CIA are insulting each other's intelligence again.

The iSpy.

'I'll call you back. I think I'm being followed.'

John le Carre goes to MI6 heaven-RIP

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Facelook

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

The Spy Who Loved Me

Ian Fleming

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Moby the Private Dick.

RIP John Le Carre

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'