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"Welcome Mr. Bond. Do take a seat."

"One final question... Are you now or have you ever been a whistleblower?"

James Bond Password

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Facelook

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Pet Drone

A spy peering round the corner.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.