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'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

Under surveillance.

'We meet at last... ...The name's Tremens, Delirium Tremens.'

'Regarding your home office deduction, our surveillance drones say it's a recreation room.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Wasn't a problem, chief. Luckily for the world, he was only an evil moron."

"With all the hacking going on, it sure looks like a Russian spy-drone to me."

"Is my phone line secure? Yes, it's got little cable ties and everything."

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'We need to talk, Mr. President...'

'I've checked for bugs, investigated people, shaded the windows, but there's still a leak.'

'And when did you first suspect that your parents were Russian spies?'

Another Victim of Government Spying

Civil Liberties.

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Federal Agent Murph … just so I get this straight, I'm not a suspect in the potential Russian blackmailing of the president? Of course not. I'm counting on you to cover it. As a journalist. I suspect my superiors are caving to pressure from the White House. My investigation may hit a brick wall. So the press may be our only hope to at least get it all out there. And since the suspect Rudy Park is your old roomie, I figured you'd want to be the one to tail him to Moscow. Then why am I tied up in

Facelook

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Pet Drone

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

A spy peering round the corner.