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'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

"If you were a spy or a terrorist, you would tell me, wouldn't you..."

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Wikileaks: 3 days without an intelligence data dump.'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Top Secret

Obama: I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute...the Office of President of the United States.

"Sorry I'm late, but the CIA had me confused with another Arvin V. Ritely, and I was questioned about smuggling arms into Peru."

"Now pay attention 007, this device will protect you against Jewish space lasers and alert you to the presence of baby-eating lizard people who want to take over the world with the Bill Gates vaccine."

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Moby the Private Dick.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'